Creator of the Snot

Gabrielle has had some snotty congestion since Tuesday. We are hoping it doesn't develop into anything worse than the "sniffles," but are keeping our eye on it. Unfortunately, I have a very sore throat as well, so we could be passing our germs back and forth! Gabby had something to say about it all...

Dear Creator of Snot,

I wanted to first say that I appreciate your product. I realize that is it necessary in order to keep my nasal passages moist and productive. However, I recently seemed to have received too much of your product. Not only is it in excess, but it appears to be a little uncharacteristically watery as well. Please refund my money and return a normal product to my sinus cavities.

Very appreciative,
Gabrielle Smith
CEB (Chief Executive Baby)