SWF in Need of Etiquette
Gabby: "Mommy, I need to go potty."
Mommy: "Let's go to the bathroom then." (we walk into the bathroom)
Gabby: "You better turn on the fan."
Gabby: (hand in the back of her pants)
Kenton: "WHAT are you doing, Gabby?"
Gabby: "Just pickin' my butt."
Gabby: (burps) "Whoa Mommy. I thought I just puked in my mouth."
Pretty soon she'll be burping the alphabet. Say a few prayers for us.
Mommy: "Let's go to the bathroom then." (we walk into the bathroom)
Gabby: "You better turn on the fan."
Gabby: (hand in the back of her pants)
Kenton: "WHAT are you doing, Gabby?"
Gabby: "Just pickin' my butt."
Gabby: (burps) "Whoa Mommy. I thought I just puked in my mouth."
Pretty soon she'll be burping the alphabet. Say a few prayers for us.
posted by Emily at 7:40 PM
5 Comments:
That is a gut buster! "I think I just puked in my mouth." Where did she hear that? The last time mommy went out drinking?
Between this and the farting post, I know what is going on in the Smith household lately :)
Gabby is just too funny! I am so glad you blog these stories because it's amazing how quickly you forget them. She is such a funny girl!!!
Taking lessons from that lady in the nearby stall? ;)
Gabby, I'm so glad your Mommy blogs all of these stories. Your blog is one of my very favorites to check because you, little girl, are so incredibly cute and entertaining. You just crack me up! :)
Those are hilarious! I tell you, that Gabby is just a crack-up. Thanks for the laugh, Gabby! :)
I am cracking up over here! I'm not really sure how you managed to keep your giggling to a minimum. And how rude, BTW, for the person on the other end of the phone! I would never think to talk while on the pot!
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